Culinary Chaos Captain Mugs

'That was delicious! Do I have food on my face?'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Is that pancake ready yet?

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cafe Burns.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

Anti-inflammation recipes

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'You made me jump.'

It's all gravy.

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

"Mum, the milk's trying to escape!"

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

Out and In.

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'The food put up a fight.'

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!