Culinary Cfos Mugs

Cooking the books

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Soup of the month.

Garden.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Too much cilantro

Canape?

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Holiday Supplies

I love Cannelloni

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

In the DNA Kitchen

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Sweet surprise.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Please don't kill me."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"