Culinary Catastrophes Appreciator Pillows

"I, uh, think I ruined your broth."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Is that pancake ready yet?

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

Dave's How to Puke Book.

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

"I followed the recipe and this is where it led me."

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

Murphy's Slaw.

'You idiot! I said don't forget to thaw the turkey!'

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

Smelly fish.

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'

Sandwich Fail

Smoke gets in your eyes.

'You could have waited until the fly settled elsewhere before swatting it...!

'I'd say he's tried Mrs Beeton's Recipe for a disaster.'

'Let's sit in front of the fire.'

"I'd say another twenty minutes before plating. We'll know once the swearing gets really desperate."

'I'll never look at a cheese omelette ever again!'

"Well,that must be a television FIRST-Delia Smith BURNING a roast!!!'

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