Culinary Caroler Prints

The 12 Snacks of Christmas

Soup of the month.

Garden.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Too much cilantro

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Holiday Supplies

I love Cannelloni

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Please don't kill me."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

The perfect man

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"How nice. A truffle."

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"You know, we have our little spats, but we don't argue about what to eat nearly as much as other couples."

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'