Culinary Arts Appreciator Pillows

Olga's Cafeterear

'I sent out for everything.'

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Counting ribs

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Pi Ala Mode.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Children's Feast.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Filet minion

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."