Cuisine Curious Prints

"But from what country?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

Your lobster was off!

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"I come here for the pepper."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Pasta

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Full English Breakfast.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

Culture clash

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"Don't tell him anything."

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."