Cue King Prints

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

The Brothers Grime

TV-Man

The Goalkeeper

Lazy Rower.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

Genie Barbecue.

Snooker.

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

Play golf on the billiards table.

Fur'niture

Refrigerator for the really lazy

'How would you have played that last ball?'

"We will be right back to our commercials after this brief game!"

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

"That sure is one patriotic grill you got there, Herb."

"I glued myself to a snooker ball."

Campground closed until further notice

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

'We decided to give you cash for your birthday, so please give me a receipt.'

"I've always feared this day would come. I'm running out of snarky replies."

Snooker Channel.

King vs King- who's the clown?