Cuckoo Enthusiast Mugs

Clock and bird

City Zoo: Day Care

"No no, I said sit!!"

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A mother and baby elephant

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

The Not So Wild West

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Litany Of Fun

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'