Cuckoo Clock Enthusiasts Mugs

"I hate it when its bad weather."

Alarmistclock

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Clock Face Golf Set

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

How to Rise with the Sun

Big Ben

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

Freedom!

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

How time can get away from you.

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

Clockwork Doll

Where have you been for the last hour!

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

"I thought it more humane to make him free-range."

'I hear ticking but no tocking.'

Time change

'Don't touch those, you big handed pervert.'

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.

"How would I know I'm late? You haven't taught us to tell time yet!"

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."