Cubicle Freedom Fighter Prints

'One cubicle has made a unilateral declaration of independence.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Another day at work would be one too many...

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Work Slave

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

Do not think outside the box!

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Whack, Out of Whack.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

The Corporate Rat.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'Are these billable hours?'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

Stacked In Tray

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"I miss the old cubicles."

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

'I need a smarter computer.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'