Cubicle Combatant Prints

'I say, Addison

What do you mean you're suffering from burn out? You've never even caught fire around here.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Another day at work would be one too many...

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Work Slave

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

Do not think outside the box!

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Whack, Out of Whack.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Busy day at the office.

The Corporate Rat.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

'Are these billable hours?'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'