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Here but not in...

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

Office slaves.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Inout baskets.

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

Computer monitor for a head.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

It's a dogs life

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

Desk sign reads: Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.