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"What do you think of the new cubicles?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'That's our mission statement.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"I hate performance review season."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

National Boss Monument.

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Torn-Off Mouse.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"It is what it is."

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money. Less money I can understand...but how do they make the hours longer than 60 minutes?

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"