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'They've formed a protest group called 'Occupy Your Office'.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'That's our mission statement.'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

"Best project manager we ever had."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Torn-Off Mouse.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"It is what it is."

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money. Less money I can understand...but how do they make the hours longer than 60 minutes?

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."