Cuba Fanatic Gifts

Death of Fidel Castro

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Omara Portuondo

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Young Picasso at the Beach

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Picasso: The Early Years

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

No jay walking.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

Child hooking into a television

Effective Cuban vaccines

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Soberana vaccines

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Cuba vaccines against Covid

Picasso

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

"You have perhaps only. . . six hundred months to live!!!"

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Cubism Model

Breakfast surreal.

'How now, brown cow?'

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!