Crystal Clear Sleuth Mugs

Two men trout fishing

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Lost Property - Missing Head

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Cryptologists Anonymous

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

Scarecrow.

Two men converse secretively

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

"He opened his email and saw the attachment from an unknown source. His hand slowly reached to click on the paper clip. He had no idea what horror awaited him. . ."

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

I don't trust that guy.

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."