Cryptozoologist Dreamers Pillows

'As you can see, we have bigfoot sightings all over our area...Folks, he's real! And he could be hiding right under our noses...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Bigfoot"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Myths and legends...

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Bigfoot tracks...

Scientist seen on loch.

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

Big Boy Foot

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

Johannes Kepler

Loch Ness Monster

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."