Cryptozoologist Dreamers Pillows

'As you can see, we have bigfoot sightings all over our area...Folks, he's real! And he could be hiding right under our noses...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Myths and legends...

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Bigfoot tracks...

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Scientist seen on loch.

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

Loch Ness Monster

Big Boy Foot

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

Johannes Kepler

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

Myths and Other Urban Legends