Cryptoquotes T-Shirts

Jake never really notices the cryptoquote before...

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

My First Bitcoin.

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

'Here comes the new kid.'

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

"He created Bitecoin."

What's 'Bitcoin'?

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

Bit coin.

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

"Don't feel bad. Even I don't understand me."

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

'Unfortunately, our computer trading software just sent your money to someone in Nigeria.'

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

"Today treasuries were down on news that bitcoin futures were up."