Cryptocurrency Investor Gifts

"Wait, I'm not just a turkey! I'm also an N.F.T.—a thing that you don't understand but that your friends have told you to invest in and definitely not eat."

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

Bought Crypto And Got Ripped-O!

"Gimme all your Bitcoin!"

Bit coin.

Crypto-Corruption

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

My First Bitcoin.

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."

Madame Zola - Bitcoin futures

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.