Cryptocurrency Investor Gifts

"Wait, I'm not just a turkey! I'm also an N.F.T.—a thing that you don't understand but that your friends have told you to invest in and definitely not eat."

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

Bought Crypto And Got Ripped-O!

"Gimme all your Bitcoin!"

Bit coin.

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

My First Bitcoin.

'Here comes the new kid.'

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

'Unfortunately, our computer trading software just sent your money to someone in Nigeria.'

The Tooth Accountant

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.

"Today treasuries were down on news that bitcoin futures were up."