Crypto Skeptic T-Shirts

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"He has no problem crashing into a wall at 150 KPH, but when it comes to investing in crypto currencies. . ."

"He's strictly old money...doesn't speak Bitcoin."

Bitcoin negative vision

UK border controls relaxed.

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'I've been in Washington for 30 years, and that's the biggest rathole I'VE ever seen!'

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

Euro fall...

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

We lost money in every division, but through the magic of accounting, our Take A Penny Leave A Penny trays earned $46 million.

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

What's 'Bitcoin'?

Your DNA is in the database.

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

Bit coin.

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

"That'll keep them out."

This homeland security is getting out of hand.

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

Deposits Insured By The U.S. Government (which has a $29 Trillion Debt).