Cryptic Conversations Admirer Prints

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Could I ask just one question?"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Misunderstood artist

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Attention Span Man

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Let's just do the top layer."

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

"You're not even listening!"

"Hey, keep it down, we're trying to have a conversation."

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

"Do you think of yourself as a spiritual person?"