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'It's a Vapire.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Clown on bike.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'... And this is my cellar.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Knights of the bedside table.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

Noah's ark, many lions

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Zoo animals.

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

Just a little seasoning...

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Fishing.