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'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

In the Year 2525

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

"This time of year I always start thinking Florida."

'Once once we figure out how to cure them of what they died from, we'll thaw them out and bring them back to life.'

I'm sorry but we do not take bookings for Presidential terms of office.

'He was our top salesman. We hope that one day, he will be again.'

'Cryogenics, eh? Nice try. Think they'll find a cure before your head thaws?'

"Short term Trump presidency cryogenic stays sure have improved business."

'As you can see, we have bigfoot sightings all over our area...Folks, he's real! And he could be hiding right under our noses...'

"Your food is frozen your sperm is frozen...why shouldn't you be frozen?"

"My only suggestion is we freeze it and hope a future generation can repair it."

'I'd like to be frozen until health insurance will cover my pre-existing conditions.'

'I'd like to be frozen until global warming ends.'

'Our program includes a deep freeze, and a giant freezer bag.'

"Apparently, he made a last minute deal with one of those 'cryogenic companies'?"

'I want to be awakened every year when football season starts.'

'Mr. Harsbeck, what's all this I hear about you putting your tax returns on ice?'