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'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'We melt you and then, in the future, freeze you, pop in the carrot and voilá!'

"This time of year I always start thinking Florida."

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

I'm sorry but we do not take bookings for Presidential terms of office.

'He was our top salesman. We hope that one day, he will be again.'

'Cryogenics, eh? Nice try. Think they'll find a cure before your head thaws?'

"Your food is frozen your sperm is frozen...why shouldn't you be frozen?"

'As you can see, we have bigfoot sightings all over our area...Folks, he's real! And he could be hiding right under our noses...'

"Short term Trump presidency cryogenic stays sure have improved business."

"My only suggestion is we freeze it and hope a future generation can repair it."

'I'd like to be frozen until global warming ends.'

'I'd like to be frozen until health insurance will cover my pre-existing conditions.'

"Apparently, he made a last minute deal with one of those 'cryogenic companies'?"

'Our program includes a deep freeze, and a giant freezer bag.'

'Your food is frozen, your sperm is frozen - why shouldn't you be frozen?'

'I want to be awakened every year when football season starts.'

'Mr. Harsbeck, what's all this I hear about you putting your tax returns on ice?'