Crush Commentator Gifts

I heard Sarah called you. Yeah. She's hot. Shh! Click. Click. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. Hey! No texting in the car! It distracts the driver!

So Close..

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Cupid and Targets

Asking out a palm reader.

I think you're ace

Frog flirting.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"She's just being Koi."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Love linked

'Your place or mine?'

Couple melting the snow around them.

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

Peach flirting with a banana.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Romantic Graffiti

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Tunnel of Like.

In Desperate Straits.

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

I can't smile without you...