Crumble Connoisseur Prints

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Cereal Tasting.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'You reek of crackers.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

Love Birds love loving each other

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Baker

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

The out of work Mexican actors were glad of the 'roll' in a new film...