Cruelty-free Cosmetic Lover Mugs

'No harm came to any of these animals during cosmetic testing, unless you count their libidos.'

They don't test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.

"Too much concealer?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

New Twenty Blades

'You do Botox?'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

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"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

'Mildred....is that you?'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

Beauty regime

Just stop (macassar) oil

The entire family

'Well, I actually believe my face cream makes me look younger. You believe no one knows you're wearing a padded bra. . . we all love our delusions.'

'Rub this anti-wrinkle cream on all your mirrors. It won't remove the wrinkles but it will make them harder to see.'

"It was built from a scratch."

"Come out, honey. I found the sunscreen."

'This isn't going to be practical until somebody invents moisturizer.'

"This is the candidate I'll vote for! He took a bribe from my favorite cosmetic company!"

Family scene in jungle, "No daughter of mine is going out with all that make up on"

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

'It's MURDER putting on make-up with no reflection!'