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King completes rubik's cube.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"Something just didn't add up."

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

Damned if you do...

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Gretchen encounters the mother of all SAT questions.

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

"What do you mean you can't figure it out? It's not rocket science! Oh, wait..."

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"You haven't quite got the idea of pi have you Jones."

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

G.P.S for Poor Math Students

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'

"I'm confused. Are we your attorneys or are you our attorneys?"

'What do you mean a circuit is overloaded? I thought you guaranteed your work for thirty days.'

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

In Case of Broken Glass, Break Glass.

'Honey must not like you! She's never bitten anyone before.'

"If you just follow Sadie, she'll show you the way out."

"Today's test question: If Joe Jones accumulates $16,000 student loan debt in college, then gets a job earning $30,000 a ywar, in how many years would he pay off his loan debt?"

'No, no I meant the other royal bones!'

Unhappy businessman as he watches his sales go crashing down on his chart

"I'm not sure I'm going to like it curly. Can you just give me a temp?"

'This year, giving holiday gifts may be problematic. I want to regift, but I don't remember who gave me what gift.'

'Your Financial Institution No Longer Exists.'

Using Computers

'How come everything I like is always unconstitutional?'