Crown Collectors Mugs

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'You spent the whole peace dividend?'

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

The Loneliness of Power

'Teenagers!'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

Queen.

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

Your doctor's prescription is ready, Mr. Hargrove. I have too ask. King size or regular?

Queen Anne

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

"And here is the winning board of the year."

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

'You can't cancel a summit meeting because of a bad haircut!'

'Strange as it may seem, you have the common cold.'

'This next song is for my ex-wife, because she owns it and collects all the royalties.'

'Your Majesty, the Pretender to the Throne is here.'

The King Of L.A.

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

"Honestly I'm not sure what most of them are for."

'She must be the general...the one with the most bling on her chest.'

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

Fishbowl Vampire Castle

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."