Crown Caper Analyst T-Shirts

'I told you it was a risky tax cut!'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

US and the EU

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

The ambush.

'You made me jump,'

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'Who did you vote against in the last election?'

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

Houdini's Dog.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

The aerial photo analyst wasn't sure how to categorize this anomaly.

"I thought you meant a football pool."

"Has it been in your family long?"

'I want you to hack into our competitor's computer systems and steal their recipe for apple crisp.'

John Brennan

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

'I WARNED you about community organizers!'

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

'My therapist plays with my mind.'

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

'Liberty, equality, and fraternity, eh? ? What's in it for me?'