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'I told you it was a risky tax cut!'

US and the EU

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

The Likeable Torturer

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

'You made me jump,'

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

The ambush.

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'Who did you vote against in the last election?'

Houdini's Dog.

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Quick, bring me a stencil. Banksy's dog.

The aerial photo analyst wasn't sure how to categorize this anomaly.

"I thought you meant a football pool."

"Has it been in your family long?"

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

'I want you to hack into our competitor's computer systems and steal their recipe for apple crisp.'

John Brennan

'I WARNED you about community organizers!'

You're getting a crown for cosmetic purposes. You're not being made the ruler of all us other teeth.

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

CIA. No, Ernie, "Classified Ads" in the paper does not mean somebody has leaked again.

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

'My therapist plays with my mind.'

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."