Crown Aficionado Prints

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'Can you describe it?' Asks as Lost and Found service attendent to the Queen, looking for her crown.

'The Burrito King.'

Queen with her crown stuck on her head.

Knight Golfing

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

Teddy Roosevelt

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"I welcome the discussion."

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

Cat with Crown.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

"Elizabeth Warren? Carly Fiorina? They'd never get elected president. They're not royalty like a Clinton, Bush or Kennedy."

The Queen

Unicorn Joust

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

06 Congressional Record.

Mouse King

I think he's a bit OCD. He checked my chastity belt is locked, six times!

Fairy Godmother