Crowds Mugs

Long queue.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Colossalism: The religious belief that tall people exist so short people can walk through crowds.

This town ain't big enough for the one million, five hundred and thirty two thousand of us.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'You may get in, sir, but you'll have to leave the coat.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

I Covid Crowds

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Mass Travel

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Justice for a heckler.

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

Meet the Plagiarist

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

The Epsom Derby - Jockey Rides Out through the Crowd

"Gah! Too many people!"

Stadium usher of the month.

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"Impressive brawl skills."

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

A long, long way from indigent, Bert's depedence on coffee knew no bounds.

'I hear he has no marriage precedent.'