Crowd-funding Enthusiast Pillows

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Mass Travel

Lincoln v. Douglas - 2020

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

The nonprofit dog fight.

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

'Good dog!'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

Kick me

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

Appeals

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

Campaign Trail

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

Do not feed the bears. But you can contribute to our Kickstarter fund.

"Sure, revenues are up 25% since we switched from blackmailing the West, to crowdfunding, but where's the pizazz?"

"If money gets too expensive to borrow, our fall-back is this company GoFundMe page."

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

If Isaac Newton had lived in present-day America.