Crouton Lover Pillows

Checking for croutons.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

"Things get more interesting at noon."

Trustworthy Authority.

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

I love thunderstorms!

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

'Okay, then I get the Corvette ... '

'I'm sorry,we're out of carrots. They went fast.'

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

Melania Trump

"Hi honey, how was work?"

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

If Jesus had been a rabbit...

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

Maraschino, Inc.

"I think we need to get some cream on that"