Crotchety Humor Lovers T-Shirts

Find a t-shirt that captures the sassy spirit of your crotchety humor enthusiast. Our witty designs are perfect for those who love to express their no-nonsense attitude with a humorous twist.

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'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?' mockup

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

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'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.' mockup

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

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"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV." mockup

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

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'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!' mockup

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

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'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.' mockup

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

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'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.' mockup

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

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"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm" mockup

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

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"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults." mockup

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

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"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay." mockup

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

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'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.' mockup

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

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"They're comfortable."

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Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . " mockup

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

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Unemotional Support Animal

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"Fresh pepper?"

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A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths. mockup

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

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Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant. mockup

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

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Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed! mockup

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

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"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again." mockup

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

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"Congratulations. It's a chick."

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"Yeah, I don't like this part either." mockup

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

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Blind man walking a tortoise.

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Stairlift around cliff face.

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"She wishes to range free!"

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'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.' mockup

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

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King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach. mockup

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

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How Amazon was invented

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6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

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A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower. mockup

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

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"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"...And that's how to translate honey into money." mockup

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

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Crotchety Humor Lovers T-Shirts Collection

Crotchety Humor Lovers Mugs

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Crotchety Humor Lovers Pillows

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Crotchety Humor Lovers Prints

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