Crossword Puzzle Master Gifts

"Hardscrabble"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

The practical psychopath

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Challenge and solution

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

'You seem very confident this morning.'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

King completes rubik's cube.

"It's a puzzle to me"

Coffee Time Crossword

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

Brains

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"Any clues?"

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

Game Addiction

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."