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Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

Here Lies P_T_R W_I_L__S: Inventor of the Crossword Puzzle

'Reverse crossword.'

'...and across 5 words...'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'Trying to think of a word for two weeks? How about 'fortnight'?'

A mouse looks at a crossword puzzle and sighs

The Sunday Mob

"Making up words for my crossword puzzle is almost harder than simply doing it correctly."

"Making up words to fit the puzzle is almost as hard as using the clues."

A man and a woman contemplate an art gallery filled with crossword puzzles.

Solution To Saturday's Puzzle

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Good news—a four-letter word for 'earthen pot' is 'olla.'"

Two pictures of a crossword puzzle; one, labeled "Before", that is empty and one, labeled "After", that is a complete filled-in black square.

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Mass Confucian

Deadwood 25 miles

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'