Crosswalk Conqueror Prints

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Just call me Picasso!

Commutobile

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

A Learning Curve.

"Stop staring"

Monday morning is nigh.

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Painter's Duel.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'My right brain isn't working.'

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

Art Theft

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

You finished Netflix

To do list

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"