Crossing Conundrumer Prints

'There's never a crossing where you need one.'

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

So, what brings you two here today? Amanda Kern. Comics counseling.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Damned if you do...

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'I've GOT it! - Winnie-the-Pooh VERSUS the Smurfs!'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Looking for the vaccine

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

"I'm confused. Are we your attorneys or are you our attorneys?"

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

'What do you mean a circuit is overloaded? I thought you guaranteed your work for thirty days.'

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

In Case of Broken Glass, Break Glass.

"If you just follow Sadie, she'll show you the way out."

Unhappy businessman as he watches his sales go crashing down on his chart

The Fourteen Yard Dash

Using Computers

Simon Says 'Cross'

Semantics - A classroom in which meanings are discussed (Actually, this is just a door. The classroom is on the other side of the door.)

2G Technology

'It could be an expensve repair, or it could just be the plug is out.'