Critters And Crits T-Shirts

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

A centi-stampede.

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

How Snails Are Born

'He says the scent killer isn't working. He can still smell us.'

"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

'Hurray! Ants!'

Mouse reading magazine, "Mouse and garden"

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"That was a silly way to split the dung Fred! How are we supposed to roll our share home now?"

Cycle of Life

'She saved the best for last!'

Cat and Mouse

Ant Cut-out

Squirrel with nutcracker

I wonder if we can ask for the dinosaurs back?

Worm complaints desk

"I DID hold it tight! You oulled too hard!"

'Mom. Is there life on other plants?'

Creepy Crawly Insect Phobia.

'You're giving a mating call yet holding a rifle - I'm getting some pretty mixed signals here, buddy!'