Critter Commander Prints

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

Possum Army HQ. Here's the casualty report, sir --- You have to take it with a grain of salt, of course.

Dad, I want a pet!

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Cat in a tank...

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

The First Martian Dog.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog training

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"He's our finest service animal."

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"Still on your left."

Dog walker / Cat walker.

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'