Critique Of Traditional Roles Gifts

Relate - "...If she doesn't feel like cooking, then I send her to the takeaway."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Dog walking Human.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"We can still be friends, Roger. I just don't want you to be one of my vice-presidents anymore."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

'House calls?...Dr. Latrobe doesn't even make phone calls!'

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Going on a fox hunt.

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

"Mom, Dad, I've been meaning to tell you for a while now...I feel like a 'gatherer' trapped in a 'hunter's' body."

'Bash Street Acadamy - Logistical Director. '

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

This is a dog park Please keep your owner on a leash at all times.

Regendering Christmas

"He's about my height but he doesn't have my build."

"And note how the male tries to achieve dominance by hoarding the remote."

"Alpha Male."

Cat being guarded by security mice.

"They're little notes he keeps leaving me on how to best utilise my housekeeping time."

'Just keep saying to yourself, 'I'm not a sexist, I'm not a sexist...''

"What makes you think I want to be a desperate housewife?"

"I wonder if we could allow women a greater role in religion other than as sacrifices?"

"Of course I know where the kitchen is, it's where I keep my beer."

'My wife hunts and I gather - want to make something of it?'

The Men-Only Cemetery.

Harold...your human is open.

Dinosaur flushing his human pet.

"What?"