Critics Of War Gifts

Trophies of indiscriminate warfare

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Reading my Critics

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Denazification

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Pennies for People, Billions for War

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The new Physics

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Invade/Fail/Deny

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

Constructive Criticism 50c.

The USA...

You're on, caller. What's your problem?! The Oscars were so very, very boring. You decided to sit in front of your tv for four hours watching rich people give themselves awards. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE ENTERTAINED, LOSER! They're coming out with a new show called "Watching Celebrities Cash Their Checks." You'd probably enjoy that. Get professionally berated at asksadie@rudypark.com.

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Samuel Beckett

"You'll never believe who's here."

Militant Pacifists

Seamus Heaney