Crispr Fanatic T-Shirts

"We used Crispr to cure her allergies, and figured why stop there?"

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Breakfast surreal.

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Lesser Known Digits of Pi

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Lei-ing Hens

"Crayons again?"

Lemmings and Ralph

Black Truffles!

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

'Hello, Noah...the good news is, you're going on a cruise...the bad news is, you're going to need this!'

Institute of Infectious Diseases

Michelangelo

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

Cubist Chicken

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

Magic Mushrooms

'Everybody loves a clown ... 'cept the wife.'

Clown with Big Feet