Crispr Fanatic T-Shirts

"We used Crispr to cure her allergies, and figured why stop there?"

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Young Picasso at the Beach

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Breakfast surreal.

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Lesser Known Digits of Pi

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Circus. Clown Dept. You realize, of course, you'll have to share the company car.

Black Truffles!

"Pi and mash squared please."

"Crayons again?"

Lei-ing Hens

The Worst Date Ever

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

Lemmings and Ralph

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

'Hello, Noah...the good news is, you're going on a cruise...the bad news is, you're going to need this!'

Michelangelo

Institute of Infectious Diseases

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

Clown with Big Feet

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

'Funny old world, in'it?'

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'