Crisis Calmer Pillows

"One man's apocalypse is another man's mandate."

Storm in the out tray

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Mediation Process

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

'Fenwick is here with a dire warning about the next bubble to burst.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

The weightless office.

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

The Clipping

"There's you panicking about monkeys all over the car and they haven't come anywhere near us!"

I love thunderstorms!

'Except...That.'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Wonder Woman!

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

Mum feeds teens with shovel

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

Landslide Hazard

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

Desk Tray: 'In One Ear' and 'Out The Other'

'Crisis'

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

Mum sitting in play pen while kids run riot.

"Your blood pressure is completely normal. Are you sure you're married with children?"

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

Trouble time in Tangletown.

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'