Crisis Cabernet Lover Prints

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Separation

Man in bookstore is looking at a large section of books devoted to stock market crash predictions.

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

Euro crisis: abandon ship.

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

Reporter on Aleppo

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

"This cabernet sauvignon will have you feeling more like yourself in no time."

'You've got hopelessness and despair until 3:25, at which time your survival instincts are scheduled to kick in.'

'Not much to show for 25 years of investing in wine--unless maybe you add back the 9,000 empties!'

"It's disappointing, but if that's the biggest you've got ..."

'This extraordinary first sign of life...A European crisis agreement has a long and perilous journey ahead before it has any hope of developing into a fully-grown Greek bailout deal...'

"Sorry, it’s my first day."

Cloak Rooms

Pianist

Audrey M. Fishberg - Certified Financial Grief Counselor.

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

Varoufakis on German TV

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

"Rudolph! Take off that mask!!"

'A Merlot? A Cab? If I had known there would be this many red wines, when I created the Earth, I would have made it smaller.'

"Hello 911? Yes it is an emergency. It's my ball. It's gone right under the sofa."

"I think there's been a clerical error!"

'Kinda makes you wonder why we even bother to meet.'

'Welcome. We will start shortly. Please be patient. Our guest speaker has accidentally locked himself in the men's room.'

'I need a blouse to accessorize my glass of Cabernet.'

On and Keep Carry Calm