Cabernet Sauvignon Seeker Prints

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"He's deliciously vintage."

Bottle Distillery

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"Holy water, holy water...."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Louis XIV

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

'Twenty-five years for buying a Chateau Beychevelle from out-of-state: On the bright side, when you get out, it'll be ready to drink.'

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

No Loitering

"This cabernet sauvignon will have you feeling more like yourself in no time."

Have you seen this toaster?

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

They migrate here each summer in search of water.

'Not much to show for 25 years of investing in wine--unless maybe you add back the 9,000 empties!'

'Man In the Moon'

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

'Early Toupees'.

'I'll leave it entirely to you...as long as it's a red...for exactly $20...from Napa...made from Merlot...2006 vintage...'

What has really happened in the desert...