Criminal Lawyers Mugs

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Are you sure that's the man who killed your husband Mrs.Mahoney?'

'The prisons are overcrowded, so I'm sentencing you to twenty years in Detroit.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

Violent Crime Statistics

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"