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"Well, we've learned one thing from all this ? burglars shouldn't keep diaries."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

When Engineers Crack.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Police Statetion

Do Guns Kill?

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

American blood

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

'Why is it always about me?'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

"At least he's honest about it..."

'Are you free at the moment?'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'

The Investigation

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Bambridge on Trial for Murder.

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'