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"Well, we've learned one thing from all this ? burglars shouldn't keep diaries."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

When Engineers Crack.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Do Guns Kill?

Police Statetion

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

American blood

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'Why is it always about me?'

"At least he's honest about it..."

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'Are you free at the moment?'

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'

The Investigation

Bambridge on Trial for Murder.

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Five to Eight

A convict escaping during the press scrum

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."