Crime Studier Prints

'I've started to notice how much younger our criminals seem to look!'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Puss in cement boots"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

The Philip Marlow family

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Police Statetion

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

Mobsters at the Beach

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

The evidence destroyed