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"I've moved into corporate theft."

"Of course, I want your keys, too, Papi. How the hell else am I supposed to get back to Old Saybrook?"

King Neptune getting smashed on the head by a Mafia victim with concrete shoes.

hard-boiled egg...

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'You know too much,'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Cat Burglar

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Mou...Man trap!

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

The evidence destroyed

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Why is it always about me?'

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

"Paper or plastic?"